A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.