Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.