It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.

A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.

Mark Twain said (particularly about Pink Marsh): "I have been reading him again, and my admiration overflows all limits. ... How effortless the limning! It is as if the work did itself, without help of the master's hand."

Familiarity breeds contentment.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out