Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.