A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out

A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.

It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.

Every Man is the Architect of his own Fortunes, but the Neighbours superintend the Construction.

One cannot rest except after steady practice.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

Scatter seeds of kindness.