Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research.

I was taught when I was young that if people would only love one another, all would be well with the world. I found when I tried to put that into practice, not only were other people seldom lovable but I wasn't very lovable myself.

The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary

We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.

Well, upon my soul! You are not ashamed to stand there and confess yourself a disgusting drunkard.

Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.