Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.

I find it easy to forgive the man who invented a devilish instrument like dynamite, but how can one ever forgive the diabolical mind that invented the Nobel Prize in Literature?

If all the statisticians in the world were laid head to toe, they wouldn't be able to reach a conclusion

The early Christian rules of life were not made to last, because the early Christians did not believe that the world itself was going to last.

The test to which all methods of treatment are finally brought is whether they are lucrative to doctors or not.

I really don't think I could consent to go to Heaven if I thought there were no animals there.

The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.