Consciousness of a fact is not knowing it: if it were, the fish would know more of the sea than the geographers and the naturalists.

Don't order any black things. Rejoice in his memory; and be radiant: leave grief to the children. Wear violet and purple. Be patient with the poor people who will snivel: they don't know; and they think they will live for ever, which makes death a division instead of a bond.

General consultant to mankind.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.