Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place. They teach you to be a gentleman there. In the polytechnic they teach you to be an engineer or such like. See?

Hypocrisy ... is only bad when it is improperly used.

The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.

Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.