Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place. They teach you to be a gentleman there. In the polytechnic they teach you to be an engineer or such like. See?

I occasionally swank a little because people like it; a modest man is such a nuisance.

A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy.

We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

Stop being Jews and start being human beings.

You can easily find people who are ten times as rich at sixty as they were at twenty but not one of them will tell you that they are ten times as happy

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.