Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place. They teach you to be a gentleman there. In the polytechnic they teach you to be an engineer or such like. See?

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal.

Fashions are induced epidemics.

Taking all the round of professions and occupations, you will find that every man is the worse for being poor; and the doctor is a specially dangerous man when poor.