We are sick of war, we don't want to fight, And yet we gorge ourselves upon the dead.

The truth is, hardly any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one really inflexible point of honor.

You accepted Allah or you had your throat cut by someone who did accept him, and who went to Paradise for having sent you to Hell.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place. They teach you to be a gentleman there. In the polytechnic they teach you to be an engineer or such like. See?

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.