Keep away from books and from men who get their ideas from books, and your own books will always be fresh.

He said that private practice in medicine ought to be put down by law. When I asked him why, he said that private doctors were ignorant licensed murders.

Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

Being hurt by someone you truly care about leaves a hole in you heart that only love can fill.

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.