A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

It is very doubtful whether man is enough of a political animal to produce a good, sensible, serious and efficient constitution. All the evidence is against it.

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.

A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady.