Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
Lack of money is the root of of all evil.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.