Altogether too many sheep

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.

When an apparent miracle happened.it proved divine mission to the credulous, and proved a contract with the devil to the skeptical.

Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.

The notion that inspiration is something that happened thousands of years ago, and was then finished and done with. . . the theory that God retired from business at that period and has not been heard from since, is as silly as it is blasphemous.