Altogether too many sheep

Decency cannot be discussed without indecency!

Every Englishman believes that Handel now occupies an important position in heaven. If so, le bon Dieu must feel toward him very much as Louis Treize felt toward Richelieu.

The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.

Nobel Prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

My only policy is to profess evil and do good.