Altogether too many sheep

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

The sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.

The lesson intended by an author is hardly ever the lesson the world chooses to learn from his book.

The pianoforte is the most important of all musical instruments; its invention was to music what the invention of printing was to poetry.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

If more than 10% of the people like a painting, you can be sure it's bad.