When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
George Bernard ShawThe sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.
George Bernard ShawThe lesson intended by an author is hardly ever the lesson the world chooses to learn from his book.
George Bernard ShawThe pianoforte is the most important of all musical instruments; its invention was to music what the invention of printing was to poetry.
George Bernard Shaw