My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

If you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people will not trouble themselves about anything that does not trouble them.

Principles without programs are platitudes.

We're human beings we are - all of us - and that's what people are liable to forget. Human beings don't like peace and goodwill and everybody loving everybody else. However much they may think they do, they don't really because they're not made like that. Human beings love eating and drinking and loving and hating. They also like showing off, grabbing all they can, fighting for their rights and bossing anybody who'll give them half a chance.

In a living society every day is a day of judgment; and its recognition as such is not the end of all things but the beginning ofa real civilization.