The stock actor is a stage calamity

Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read.

Happiness and beauty are by-products. Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.

I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases.

If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

Even if animal experimentation was proved to be of value, it would be morally wrong.