The person I miss most is the one I could have been.

Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.

What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

Man is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.