Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

Man is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.

Wise kings wear shabby clothes, and leave the gold lace to the drum major.

If you say that God is good, great, blessed, wise or any such thing, the starting point is this : God is.