You can be a thorough-going Neo-Darwinian without imagination, metaphysics, poetry, conscience, or decency. For 'Natural Selection' has no moral significance: it deals with that part of evolution which has no purpose, no intelligence, and might more appropriately be called accidental selection, or better still, Unnatural Selection, since nothing is more unnatural than an accident. If it could be proved that the whole universe had been produced by such Selection, only fools and rascals could bear to live.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary

When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.