A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

We all go about longing for love: it is the first need of our natures, the loudest cry of our hearts.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.

Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.