A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.

It seems as though every time you learn something new you have to give up something.

The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.