At present there is not a single credible established religion in the world.

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

Whisky is liquid sunshine.

If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.

It would positively be a relief to me to dig Shakespeare up and throw stones at him.

Treat a friend as a person who may someday become your enemy; an enemy as a person who may someday become your friend.

That is what all poets do: they talk to themselves out loud; and the world overhears them. But it's horribly lonely not to hear someone else talk sometimes.