The great secret...is not having bad manners or good manners...but having the same manner for all human souls.

We throw the whole drudgery of creation on one sex, and then imply that no female of any delicacy would initiate any effort in that direction.

As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.

Think what cowards men would be if they had to bear children. Women are altogether a superior species.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.