This is the true joy of life-the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one, the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown to the scrap-heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish clod of ailments and grievances.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

If more than ten percent of the public likes a painting, it should be burned.

Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste.

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.

Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.