The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

Reasonable men adapt themselves to their environment; unreasonable men try to adapt their environment to themselves. Thus all progress is the result of the efforts of unreasonable men.

In my dreams is a country where the State is the Church and the Church the people: three in one and one in three. It is a commonwealth in which work is play and play is life: three in one and one in three. It is a temple in which the priest is the worshiper and the worshiper the worshipped: three in one and one in three. It is a godhead in which all life is human and all humanity divine: three in one and one in three.

Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone, the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood