The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

The one point on which all women are in furious secret rebellion against the existing law is the saddling of the right to a child with the obligation to become the servant of a man.

In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it's more dangerous to lose than to win.

If pity is akin to love, gratitude is akin to the other thing.

Englishmen never will be slaves; they are free to do whatever the government and public opinion allow them.

All great art and literature is propaganda.

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.