My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

I must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures.

He said that private practice in medicine ought to be put down by law. When I asked him why, he said that private doctors were ignorant licensed murders.

You cannot be a hero without being a coward.

There is nothing on earth more exquisite than a bonny book, with well-placed columns of rich black writing in beautiful borders, and illuminated pictures cunningly inset. But nowadays, instead of looking at books, people read them. A book might as well be one of those orders for bacon and bran.

The public want actresses, because they think all actresses bad. They don't want music or poetry because they know that both are good. So actors and actresses thrive and poets and composers starve.

There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.