My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

I can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.

The practical question, then, is what to do with the children. Tolerate them at home we will not. Let them run loose in the streets we dare not until our streets become safe places for children, which, to our utter shame, they are not at present, though they can hardly be worse than some homes and some schools.

The test of good education is seeing how it behaves in a fight.

I work as my father drank.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.