Wise kings wear shabby clothes, and leave the gold lace to the drum major.

To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as to withhold payment of a just debt lest your creditor should spend the money badly.

What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

Tradition will accustom people to any atrocity

The function of comedy is to dispelunconsciousness by turning the searchlight of the keenest moral and intellectual analysisright on to it.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers