Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.

Money is a most important thing in the world.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

You know, Tolstoy, like myself, wasn't taken in by superstitions like science and medicine.

Even if animal experimentation was proved to be of value, it would be morally wrong.

If any religion had a chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.