My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.

There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on every possible subject

If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman, he may pronounce as he pleases.

There is a terrible truthfulness about photography that sometimes makes a thing look ridiculous.

The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the religion that has raised one man above sin and death.

Once there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages. He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.