If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

It is the highest creatures who take the longest to mature, and are the most helpless during their immaturity.

I can't turn your soul on. Leave me those feelings; and you can take away the voice and the face. They are not you.

We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was good what would he say now

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

Life on board a pleasure steamer violates every moral and physical condition of healthy life except fresh air. . . . It is a guzzling, lounging, gambling, dog's life. The only alternative to excitement is irritability.