Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.

Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place.

Think what cowards men would be if they had to bear children. Women are altogether a superior species.

The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.

Oh, the frontier of hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.