Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.

People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.

A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will.

We are the living graves of murdered beasts.

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.