No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

No man fully capable of his own language ever masters another.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.

Any man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool.

Decency cannot be discussed without indecency!