No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

[Man] progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.

A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing.

Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.