The function of the actor is to make the audience imagine for the moment that real things are happening to real people.

It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession.

There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'.

Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.