The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals

People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.