Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are disgraced by the inferior.

The pianoforte is the most important of all musical instruments; its invention was to music what the invention of printing was to poetry.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

Imprisonment is as irrevocable as death.

People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them