Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.