I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.

If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.

All religions begin with a revolt against morality, and perish when morality conquers them.

The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

Don't lose faith. Promise yourself that you will be a success story, and I promise you that all the forces of the universe will unite to come to your aid; you might not feel today or for a while, but the longer you wait the bigger the prize.

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

If all the Churches of Europe closed their doors until the drums ceased rolling they would act as a most powerful reminder that though the glory of war is a famous and ancient glory, it is not the final glory of God.