Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.

There are two things necessary to Salvation.... Money and gunpowder.

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.

Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research.

I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian.

The lesson intended by an author is hardly ever the lesson the world chooses to learn from his book.

If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.