A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
Nothing can save us from a perpetual headlong fall into a bottomless abyss but a solid footing of dogma; and we no sooner agree to that than we find that the only trustworthy dogma is that there is no dogma.
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Get out of my way; for I won't stop for you.
Remember always that the least plain sister is the family beauty.
Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.