Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read.

The sound body is the product of the sound mind.

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.