Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read.

Life is too short for men to take it seriously.

Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.

We must not stay as we are, doing always what was done last time; or we shall stick in the mud.

The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be in hell is to drift: to be in heaven is to steer.

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.