Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read.

A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself. Indeed he progresses in all things by resolutely making a fool of himself.

Money is a most important thing in the world.

Capitalism justified itself and was adopted as an economic principle on the express ground that it provides selfish motives for doing good, and that human beings will do nothing except for selfish motives

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

My way of joking is to tell the truth