Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.

There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.

We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists, am quite willing to drop the name if dropping it will help me to get the thing.

Is the devil to have all the passions as well as all the good tunes?

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.