Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

The great dramatist has something better to do than to amuse either himself or his audience. He has to interpret life.

The more reasonable a student was in mathematics, the more unreasonable she was in the affairs of real life, concerning which fewtrustworthy postulates have yet been ascertained.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict without a single amiable trait.

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.