There are no perfectly honorable men; but every true man has one main point of honor and a few minor ones.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

You don't expect me to know what to say about a play when I don't know who the author is, do you? . . . If it's by a good author, it's a good play, naturally. That stands to reason.

It is a monstrous thing to force a child to learn Latin or Greek or mathematics on the ground that they are an indispensable gymnastic for the mental powers. It would be monstrous even if it were true.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

No man fully capable of his own language ever masters another.

If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat