I always wanted more - more of everything.
They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
Love is about mutual respect, apart from attraction.