Football is a sad game.
That thing about being an icon, the fifth Beatle, I just found it so freaky.
Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?