They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.

Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

Cristiano Ronaldo's was the most exciting debut I've ever seen. There have been a few players described as 'The New George Best' over the years, but this is the first time it's been a compliment to me.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.