They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
When they first installed all-seater stadiums everyone predicted that the fans wouldn't stand for it
If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.
That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them.