I want to be remembered for my football and the pleasure I gave people.
There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
Cristiano Ronaldo's was the most exciting debut I've ever seen. There have been a few players described as 'The New George Best' over the years, but this is the first time it's been a compliment to me.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them.