If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.

When they first installed all-seater stadiums everyone predicted that the fans wouldn't stand for it

I was ill, and everyone could see it but me.

Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.

To call Keegan a superstar is stretching a point.

One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.