If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.

Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.

I don't recognize myself in the players I see today. There's only one who excites me, and that is Thierry Henry. He's not just a great footballer, he's a showman, an entertainer.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.