I don't recognize myself in the players I see today. There's only one who excites me, and that is Thierry Henry. He's not just a great footballer, he's a showman, an entertainer.

There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

Love is about mutual respect, apart from attraction.

I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.