I don't recognize myself in the players I see today. There's only one who excites me, and that is Thierry Henry. He's not just a great footballer, he's a showman, an entertainer.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

Even at the height of my fame, 50 per cent of the people who saw me wanted a fight; it’s the downside of being a star player.

The best thing about being a dad? Well, I think it's just the thing that every man wants - to have a son and heir.

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both