Football is a sad game.

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.

That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes