Football is a sad game.
He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.
People say you have to hit rock bottom, and, I can tell you, almost dying is as rock bottom as it gets.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.