They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?