If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

Zeal is ever the buckler and shield of a true soldier.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.