If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.

After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain.

They're building a bridge over the Potomac for all the white liberals fleeing to Virginia.

Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.

I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head.

Zeal is ever the buckler and shield of a true soldier.

Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.