I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.