There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.
George CarlinWhen Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George CarlinIf a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.
George Carlin