I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don't confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be all right.

How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.