Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try to love one another: Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, John Lennon. They all said: 'Try to live together peacefully.' BAM! Right in the f--in head! Aparently we're not ready for that!