Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.