Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

We [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.

I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!

There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people. When you drop a newspaper over a sign and walk away with it, or take something off a wall and the sound of the glue ripping makes people turn around. Your heart is racing, it's a rush.

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.