Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.

The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.